My mom has a habit of escalating things. About 30 mins ago my 9 year old brother ran into my mom’s room crying “but I don’t want a fish tank in my room!” I just walked back in there and my mom is giving him a lecture on how people in jail are treated. I really do not know how she got from A to B.

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fegeleh:

in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed to hate the girl.

but whenever a hot girl fake-flirts with an ugly guy and he gets all flustered, it’s intended to make u feel bad for the guy and think the girl is a Bitch. ur supposed to hate the girl.

ur always supposed to hate the girl.